On a more serious note than usual, I must share my plea with the world.
On 12th March 2007, at approximately 2pm (GMT) - Huddersfield police received a report of a missing person.
The person in question, known only to his friends as family as "Tenacious D", has not been seen since March of last year.
He is described as being, white, with no hair, about 14 years old, and is 20mm tall.
Have you seen him? Do you know where he is hiding?
Any information can be passed anonymously to the police, via the Arctic Fox's blog.
Police issued the following photofit.
He was last seen wearing absolutely nothing, in the Arctic Fox's lounge, and had recently scored 2 points.
All information will be treated with the utmost contempt, and a reward may be offered for the safe return of this individual.
Police have warned the public, that if they see the "Tenacious D", they should not approach him, as he may be arme_ an_ _angerous!!
You may also wish to make use of my "Paypal Donation" button - over there on the right hand side of this page - as I now need to find at least three hundred pounds bail for the charge of wasting police time, breach of the peace, and assaulting a perfectly good blog entry.
