Notable by their absences today are:
Large jar of Marmite.
A new broom head.
A rat poison bait box.
Peanut Butter.
Microsoft Autoroute.
Memory Map navigation software.
It's funny how such a random list of unconnected items can all be united by the very fact that I have noticed the lack of them all on this very day.
I have tried to resolve some of these shortcomings, and am afraid to say that the only ones I have satisfied are those that relate to computer software.
Geek I am.
Marmite on toast I am not.
Here (for your enjoyment) is a scaled down version of the faulty Nelson's Column print. I've stuck a couple of vertizontal bars over the top to give you the exact scale of my error. I put this failing down to all those hours spent running round the moors hunting for magic mushrooms - It's simply resulted in the Pole Moor condition of having one leg slightly longer than the other. I estimate (and usually correct with) a measurement of 2 degree rotation.
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I don't know why, but Marmite from a large jar never tastes quite as good as Marmite from a small jar.
It's because they make the smaller jars by compressing the larger ones. So you get all the tastiness of a large jar in a smaller space or you could say it has an increased taste density.
I like that theory. It makes a great deal of sense.
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